What would be the top ten items in a MAGA starter pack?

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• theywilleatthestars@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1. Hat
  2. Extremely dubious nutrition supplement
  3. Car dealership
  4. Kid who doesn’t talk to you anymore
  5. Gen ai program
  6. Cybertruck
  7. $10,000 subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
  8. 10,000 DOGE subscription to a seminar that tells you to buy more overpriced bullshit
  9. X premium subscription
  10. Gun

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• Alice@hilariouschaos.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1. Jacked up truck with maga bumper stickers
  2. Maga hat
  3. A paid off house or property
  4. Married
  5. Kids
  6. Guns
  7. A blue collar job
  8. An X account
  9. Thick skin
  10. American flag

  Honestly you know mine is pretty spot on

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  • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    9. Thick skin

    🤣🤣

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  • JustZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    1. Busted truck with result spots and maga stickers.
    2. Divorced.
    3. Kids won’t talk to them.
    4. Spent more on guns than on personal hygiene.
    5. Thin skin, whines about literally anything.

    Ftfy

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    • undefined@lemmy.hogru.ch ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

      Numbering didn’t work though.

      Markdown has this strange feature where once it thinks it’s a numbered list, it doesn’t care which numbers you use. I think behind the scenes it’s just parsing it as an HTML <ol>, <li>.

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• Kaboom@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  1. Deport illegals

  2. Protective tariffs

  3. Not demolish the second amendment

  4. Absolutely stupid culture war stuff

  5. Making NATO countries meet their obligations

  6. Pull out the middle east

  7. Hopefully drain the swamp

  8. Help keep food on the table

  9. Help keep the agencies in check. Like Fema.

  10. Be populist as hell

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  • Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Imagine actually fucking believing this, lmao.

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  • cranakis@reddthat.com ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    6. Pull out the middle east

    Israel too, right?

    7. Hopefully drain the swamp

    Blows me away that people think that slimy fucker is going to fight corruption… Trump is the corruption. Look at this clown show of a cabinet.

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  • Furbag@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    How come he didn’t fix any of these problem the first time around?

    Face it, you got tricked. Again.

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  • Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Rape and fraud should be higher on the list.

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    • JustZ@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      It’s a parade of one idiotic comment after another. Dude is a straight up moron.

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