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• MonkeMischief@lemmy.today ⁨42⁩ ⁨minutes⁩ ago

  “Have you ever had a dream where like, where, where like um you could…”

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• Sprinks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Reminds me of a notice put on our old apartment door about their plans to paint.

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  • PinkyCoyote@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You’ve got to post that!

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  • thefartographer@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    So, did the inter your apartment or is a raining on that day?

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    • Sprinks@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      It was a raining that day, but they came the 45th day instead of the 2nd and did not need to inter our apartment.

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• Zachariah@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Don’t ever, for any reason, do anything to anyone for any reason ever, no matter what, no matter where, or who, or who you are with, or where you are going, or where you’ve been… ever, for any reason whatsoever.

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• gasgiant@lemmy.ml ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  It’s fucking laminated as well!

  Must have needed to make sure no one defaced it and changed the meaning.

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• marcos@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Consider it done!

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• Hazmatastic@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  My landlady texts like that. But I think she’s just speed typing or dictating and not at all reading it before hitting send. The guy who lives in the back does the same, but I think that one’s on the drugs

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• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Has Anyone Really Been Far Even as Decided to Use Even Go Want to do Look More Like?

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• LambdaRX@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Finally I saw 100% aneurysm, my quest is done.

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• Angrywaffle2@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Harris wrote that

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  • Tarquinn2049@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yeah, it sucks to be on the side where people will pick apart your words to see if they can intentionally misconstrue anything. So you have to very carefully craft all sentences to reduce the chance that any of them can be misinterpreted. Instead of the side where you can just say whatever you want and if it doesn’t play well, you were retroactively actually joking.

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• echodot@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  So anyone want to take a stab at translating that?

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