Somewhat relevant today

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• SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Meanwhile, quantum physicists: “Well, you actually change the outcome by measuring it.”

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  • The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That just sounds like some lazy scientists trying to get out of work.

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    • SnotFlickerman@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      For real.

      Grad Student: “So is the cat inside the box alive or dead?”

      Scientist: “For God’s sake let’s just say it’s both and call it a day, I’m off to the pub for a drink.”

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• TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Image

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• gerryflap@feddit.nl ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Yeah but we can estimate how much it may or may not happen

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  • L3dpen@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Literally just flip a coin to get a better prediction. Randomized decision rule go brrr. Absolute madness. Neyman and Pearson can’t fool me. It’s all lies. Lies!

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• OpenStars@piefed.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  And... wow they are correct! 😂

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• ThrowawayPermanente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  So what you’re really saying is that it’s definitely going to happen

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  • darthelmet@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    50% of the time it happens 100% of the time.

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