In case you haven't figured your Halloween costume yet

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• wizardbeard@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Apology starting with “per my last email”? Nah, that’s the “I’ve officially stopped caring and I’m highlighting your failure to read for all to see.”

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  • AnarchoSnowPlow@midwest.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    “per my last email” = you’ve critically failed your reading comprehension check and I’m real tired of holding your hand on this, which is why I’ve cc’d your supervisor.

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• webghost0101@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  One size fits most is what hit me the most.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨3⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    I think for accuracy they’ll soon have to change that to “one size fits many”

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• zephr_c@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I’d point out it’s a little late for that, but I guess it’s one of the two missed deadlines.

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• Toes@ani.social ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You forgot the daily scrums at 8am sharp!

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  • Irinir@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    9:30 ops meetings.

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• sirico@feddit.uk ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  Costume emits this sound as you walk

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• Vinny_93@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  So, if anyone knows of a costume of this guy who is out of his burn out and doing well and stuff… I’d very much like to know.

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