I though Trump would be in this punchline somehow
My toddler is on to me...
Submitted 1 week ago by Trex202@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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makyo@lemmy.world 1 week ago
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org 1 week ago
Joke’s on you. I don’t clean the kitchen.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
Ok. We’re going to fix this. Here’s what we do. First, you abandon your toddler. Just forget about them. They’re dead weight. They’re holding you back. But don’t worry, I’LL be the new toddler. Nevermind tbe fact that I’m 41.
I’ll go take a nap, and you go clean my kitchen. When I wake up, you can give me gummy snacks, and some juice, and some hugs.
…now 41 year old me is sad, because that all sounds really nice.
Isoprenoid@programming.dev 1 week ago
You’re 41. No one is stopping you from buying and eating gummy snacks.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 1 week ago
I mean…I was refering more to the idea of having someone in my life who loves me. I HAVE gummy snacks. I just don’t have someone to feed them to me…
SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 1 week ago
You stole my joke and my identity