Red Flags

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• Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.

  Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???

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  • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Yes, I do.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Is meat back on the menu?

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  • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    maybe he’s a duck celebrity

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Then he gonna DIE because I don’t see any damn peas

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  • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    End there’s so much variation too, this is demented.

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  • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Or he’s trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf

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    • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it’s more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.

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• Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.

  Happens to the best of us.

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  • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    You don’t just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.

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• Cano@lemm.ee ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen

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• ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude’s PROVIDING like crazy.

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• Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  That ain’t your bf, that’s red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!

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• navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.

  Next up is watermelons.

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  • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    First though is lockpicks

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    • navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      Priorities!

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• LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

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• hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

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• Iloveyurianime@ani.social ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?

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  • Blaster_M@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!”

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• TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.

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• nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

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• n3cr0@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Is this the film “Dawn of the Bread”?

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  cuz’ this guy is the BOMB

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  • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    Did you accidentally upvote your comment?

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    • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

      did it on purpose B)

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