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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨LodeMike@lemmy.today⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.

    Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???

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    • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Yes, I do.

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Is meat back on the menu?

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    • Num10ck@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      maybe he’s a duck celebrity

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      • Iheartcheese@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Then he gonna DIE because I don’t see any damn peas

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    • OozingPositron@feddit.cl ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      End there’s so much variation too, this is demented.

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    • Revan343@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Or he’s trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf

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      • Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it’s more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.

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  • Armand1@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.

    Happens to the best of us.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You don’t just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.

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  • Cano@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude’s PROVIDING like crazy.

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  • Voyajer@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That ain’t your bf, that’s red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!

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  • navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.

    Next up is watermelons.

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    • ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      First though is lockpicks

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      • navi@lemmy.tespia.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Priorities!

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  • LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The boyfriends just a big fat duck.

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  • hOrni@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.

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  • Iloveyurianime@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?

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    • Blaster_M@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!”

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  • TheRealKuni@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.

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  • nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory

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  • n3cr0@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Is this the film “Dawn of the Bread”?

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    cuz’ this guy is the BOMB

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    • LodeMike@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Did you accidentally upvote your comment?

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      • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        did it on purpose B)

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