Look, he was probably over-encumbered on the way to the chest and had to drop some loot.
Happens to the best of us.
Red Flags
Submitted 2 months ago by LodeMike@lemmy.today to [deleted]
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Comments
Armand1@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Madison420@lemmy.world 2 months ago
You don’t just hammer down all the food? I think my Skyrim character has to have eaten like several thousand cheese wheels simply because I had too many.
Cano@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Red flags? That’s the greenest flag I’ve ever seen
ivanafterall@lemmy.world 2 months ago
For thousands of years of human history, this was like the ultimate mating call. This guy is too good for our modern world. Dude’s PROVIDING like crazy.
Voyajer@lemmy.world 2 months ago
That ain’t your bf, that’s red soldier doing nothing but teleporting bread for three days!
navi@lemmy.tespia.org 2 months ago
Mf used the Oblivion item dupe bug.
Next up is watermelons.
ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 2 months ago
First though is lockpicks
navi@lemmy.tespia.org 2 months ago
Priorities!
LogicalDrivel@sopuli.xyz 2 months ago
The boyfriends just a big fat duck.
hOrni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Dude is carb loading. Good for You, he must be a jock.
Iloveyurianime@ani.social 2 months ago
Is that girls bf soldier from tf2?
Blaster_M@lemmy.world 2 months ago
“I HAVE DONE NOTHING BUT TELEPORT BREAD FOR THREE DAYS!”
TheRealKuni@lemmy.world 2 months ago
He’s just a member of the Ghostbloods masquerading as an ardent in an attempt to poison a Lighteyed heretic. He needs a lot of bread for that task.
nilclass@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
This is normal for anyone who ever dumpster dived at a bread factory
n3cr0@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is this the film “Dawn of the Bread”?
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
cuz’ this guy is the BOMB
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
None of that bread is moldy. It looks soft and fresh. Which means he either consumes or distributes that much bread on a regular basis.
Hey, mind if I make a sandwich???
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Yes, I do.
BreadOven@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Is meat back on the menu?
Num10ck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
maybe he’s a duck celebrity
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Then he gonna DIE because I don’t see any damn peas
OozingPositron@feddit.cl 2 months ago
End there’s so much variation too, this is demented.
Revan343@lemmy.ca 2 months ago
Or he’s trying to perfect his bread recipe, and cranking out loaf after loaf
Lost_My_Mind@lemmy.world 2 months ago
Usually I crank out loaf after loaf after eating Chipotle. But it’s more of a bubbly bloody liquid spray.