Open Menu
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
lotide
AllLocalCommunitiesAbout
Login

Our Ancestor were 4channer. We are cooked

⁨486⁩ ⁨likes⁩

Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨sag@lemm.ee⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

https://files.catbox.moe/583lxw.jpg

source

Comments

Sort:hotnewtop
  • empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    >be me
    >be incredibly based greek philosopher
    >chatting with lame nerd math soyjack
    >want to write this shit down, pulling some baller quotes and absolutely own this loser
    >nobody has come up with a way to mark that words came from someone else
    >fuck.jpg >idgaf, i’ll mark these with an arrow and figure it out later
    >forward 3000 years
    >people use my arrow for funny and based stories
    >feelsgoodman

    source
  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    be me

    Plato, philosopher extraordinaire

    trying to write “The Republic” but keep getting distracted

    student Theaetetus shows up

    he’s like “hey Plato, when’s the last time you went on a date?”

    tfw too busy contemplating the ideal forms to get a real girlfriend

    tfw only girl interested in me is Socrates’ cousin who keeps asking about dialectics

    ”Maybe if you stop talking about cave shadows, girls will like you, bro”

    Theaetetus thinks he’s funny

    mfw dude has a point

    try to go on a date

    ask her if she’s ever considered how the soul yearns for true knowledge beyond the physical realm

    she asks if I know a guy named Aristotle

    apparently, he just talks about practical things, like biology or something

    tfw getting ghosted by girls who want literal shadows over my allegorical ones

    source
  • ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    4chan is actually an exception. While > on each newline is a standard for quote blocks in ASCII (and adopted by Markdown), 4chan’s “greentext” is rarely used to quote someone else. Ironic given that the frontend highlighting it is due to the quotation convention.

    source
    • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

      /s

      source
  • Spezi@feddit.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Papyrus!??? These Egyptians have no taste. I would have used Comic Sans!

    source
  • MissJinx@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    why aren’t people called Theaetetus anymore?! that would be great

    source
  • neuracnu@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    acrypol-pasta

    source