Sacrifice

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• SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Just like the ATM in American Psycho.

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• bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  must sacrifice children to the microwave!

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  • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Blood for the blood god!

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• Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m guessing this is a child lock feature that you have to input a code to use it?

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  • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Looks like it. TIL!

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It detected a child when you put your tostinos pizza rolls in their Kyle!

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• InSamsara@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You mean the child’s hand is already in the microwave?

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• postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tired of your pizza rolls, chicken nuggets, and other shit food, it is calling you a child.

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• bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seems you’ve pressed auto cook button since you’ve cooked very well

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