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Sacrifice

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Submitted ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just like the ATM in American Psycho.

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  • bucketofcandyfloss@thelemmy.club ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    must sacrifice children to the microwave!

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Blood for the blood god!

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  • Crashumbc@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m guessing this is a child lock feature that you have to input a code to use it?

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    • dditty@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Looks like it. TIL!

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  • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It detected a child when you put your tostinos pizza rolls in their Kyle!

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  • InSamsara@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago
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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You mean the child’s hand is already in the microwave?

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  • postmateDumbass@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Tired of your pizza rolls, chicken nuggets, and other shit food, it is calling you a child.

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  • bruhduh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Seems you’ve pressed auto cook button since you’ve cooked very well

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