Express.

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• Tenthrow@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  That’s an Obvious Plant™

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  • dethedrus@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Damn, I didn’t even notice the logo.

    The only content I miss from the Bad Place.

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• MajinBlayze@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  What did the camel do to deserve this?

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  • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Pushed cigarettes on kids

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Damnit Joe

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• SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  So… public shopping post Covid? So many people act “feral” now.

  I wish this amalgamation of various shoppers was pure fiction and not almost the norm now.

  What do you mean my snarling uncontrolled dog can’t urinate in the cart at the checkout line? And where’s that cashier? Why do I have to wait? Don’t they know I have to get back before Olsteen’s special service comes on? Their kind are so lazy… why doesn’t anybody do their jobs anymore!?!

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  • Gaspar@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Olsteen

    Houston native spotted. I’m so sorry.

    But this behaviour isn’t really new - I used to work at the Whole Foods on Kirby, which caught fire back in… god, 2012 or so? And someone drove up WHILE THE FIRE WAS STILL BLAZING, was informed that the store was closed, and legitimately responded, “But where am I gonna get my coconut water?”

    They may be more mask-off about it now, but it’s always been a thing.

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    • SzethFriendOfNimi@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Feral but leashed. And the leashes came off I guess.

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• Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Ok. But how’s the wifi?

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• usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Welcome to Night Vale vibes

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• MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  And the camel?

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  • MehBlah@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits?

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    • MonkderVierte@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      But the camel has done nothing wrong!

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• abfarid@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  12 items is express…?

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  • aeronmelon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    The number of items in an express lane is never the same from store to store.

    I remember once finding a store that had a 20-item express lane, and next to it a 10-item express lane!. The Limited Express lane!

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  • codeddji@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Walmart is 15 or less.

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  • BonesOfTheMoon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    My store is up to 16 items.

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