More importantly: why does God need glasses and where does he get them?
Anon is God
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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thericofactor@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Iheartcheese@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The glasses store
leraje@lemmy.blahaj.zone 7 months ago
Specsaviours
Duamerthrax@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Glasses are really versatile. First, you can have glasses-wearing girls take them off and suddenly become beautiful, or have girls wearing glasses flashing those cute grins, or have girls stealing the protagonist’s glasses and putting them on like, “Haha, got your glasses!” That’s just way too cute! Also, boys with glasses! I really like when their glasses have that suspicious looking gleam, and it’s amazing how it can look really cool or just be a joke. I really like how it can fulfill all those abstract needs. Being able to switch up the styles and colors of glasses based on your mood is a lot of fun too! It’s actually so much fun! You have those half rim glasses, or the thick frame glasses, everything! It’s like you’re enjoying all these kinds of glasses at a buffet. I really want Luna to try some on or Marine to try some on to replace her eyepatch. We really need glasses to become a thing in hololive and start selling them for HoloComi. Don’t. You. Think. We. Really. Need. To. Officially. Give. Everyone. Glasses?
cyberic@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
I always knew those empty frames would end up being cool… ( •_•)>⌐■-■
ヾ(⌐■_■)ノ♪
robocall@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The volcanos keep things interesting
burgersc12@mander.xyz 7 months ago
Its easy. Humans suck. Volcanoes are awesome!
SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de 7 months ago
creates volcanos
neat. this is dope.
checks back a couple days later
ah fuck. A human-infestation again
Tenoteve@feddit.org 7 months ago
Maybe he had a deadline.
yamanii@lemmy.world 7 months ago
RNG makes the game more fun.
lowered_lifted@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
could God make a soy so powerful that even He would soyface?
Num10ck@lemmy.world 7 months ago
sportsmanship.
B0rax@feddit.org 7 months ago
No risk, no fun.
Fleur_@lemm.ee 7 months ago
God filled the world with cool ass shit and let people live in a special place where none of that cool ass shit would kill them. Then those smartass fucks thought they were better so he kicked them out like the gangster he is
ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca 7 months ago
Get rid of the ones he made murderers
AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 7 months ago
The lord works in mysterious ways. We mortals cannot comprehend the depth of his glory… lol
Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
If you have hand of creation itself… making something made in your image, not immune to viruses that you also created is kind of worse.
zipzoopaboop@lemmynsfw.com 7 months ago
pmmeyourseedbombs@slrpnk.net 7 months ago
You wouldn’t get it
SpicyLizards@reddthat.com 7 months ago
But that’s probably what he’s going for!