Anon remembers first grade

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• ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.

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  • Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    … except for reddit mods

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    • CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      Are lemmy mods safe?

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• errer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted

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• herrvogel@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  OP read about the “fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day” strat online and didn’t stop to think about its applicability.

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• andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa

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  • superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.

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    • andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

      It is, absofuckinglutelly.

      It’s just the poor execution of a poor joke. The base is that conflict over a girl in a first grade, then anon diverts our expectations by saying he is a teacher. Pretty basic and srupid in itself, and anon failed at delivering that imho.

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

  Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.

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  • sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago

    Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.

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