OP read about the “fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day” strat online and didn’t stop to think about its applicability.
Anon remembers first grade
Submitted 10 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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herrvogel@lemmy.world 10 months ago
errer@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
superkret@feddit.org 10 months ago
If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
It is, absofuckinglutelly.
It’s just the poor execution of a poor joke. The base is that conflict over a girl in a first grade, then anon diverts our expectations by saying he is a teacher. Pretty basic and srupid in itself, and anon failed at delivering that imho.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 10 months ago
… except for reddit mods
CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Are lemmy mods safe?