OP read about the “fight the biggest baddest dude you can find on your first day” strat online and didn’t stop to think about its applicability.
Anon remembers first grade
Submitted 7 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to greentext@sh.itjust.works
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herrvogel@lemmy.world 7 months ago
errer@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Shoulda waited for tenure then he could have punched all the children in the mouth he wanted
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Wait, what? Anon is an adult and beats a firstgrader over a girl child? Whaaaaaaaaaaaa
superkret@feddit.org 7 months ago
If it was written on 4chan, it must be true.
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
It is, absofuckinglutelly.
It’s just the poor execution of a poor joke. The base is that conflict over a girl in a first grade, then anon diverts our expectations by saying he is a teacher. Pretty basic and srupid in itself, and anon failed at delivering that imho.
Sam_Bass@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Furthest back i can go is 3rd grade, and only because i had the absolute hottest home room teacher at the time.
sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Fourth for me. Teacher was obsessed with recycling, and somehow that resonated.
ArbitraryValue@sh.itjust.works 7 months ago
Eww, nothing is more gay than a man dating a woman.
Sonotsugipaa@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 months ago
… except for reddit mods
CEbbinghaus@lemmy.world 7 months ago
Are lemmy mods safe?