Bill's Not-So-Excellent Legal Services

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• ChrisLicht@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Esq does not have regulated usage in the U.S. Anyone can put Esq behind their name without being prosecuted for practicing law without a license.

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  • aksdb@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    From now on, I will be known as Kafka Esq.

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    • CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      All the cool kids are doing it

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  But I thought that’s how a Bill becomes a Law(yer).

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Just for fun I looked this up. From Wikipedia, it seems very few places have legal protection over the title of “esquire”. So if you’re not from one of those places, have fun with the title!

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  • HubertManne@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    yeah and the association with lawyers seems to be a us thing. Im always conflicted with memes as they are gags so not expected to be factual but then I think its easy for folks to see one and make a connection of fact from it in their head. Is it responsible to correct a meme or is it just being a buzzkill?

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    • ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I correct memes all the time. My friends love me…I can’t help it!!

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    • SuperApples@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We can laugh and learn at the same time!

      Enjoy the meme, then go to the comments for some jokes and insight into a topic you wouldn’t otherwise research.

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  • CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You can’t make me

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• MrJameGumb@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  That is most heinous…

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  • nailbar@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Most bogus…

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• Eavolution@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I thought Esquire was just something anyone could use? I thought it basically meant nothing at all.

  I'm not from America though so maybe it's an American thing.

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• jinarched@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s quite alright, after this go study and then come back in time and just put your law diploma somewhere. Let’s say we put it under the couch over there.

  search under the couch

  Ah, there it is!

  plays air guitar frantically

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• CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Uh… I may have committed a little light fraud

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  • surewhynotlem@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    But you’re still a real wombat, right?

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    • CombatWombatEsq@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      And I’ve seen real combat, too 😜

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• Creazle@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  MFs gatekeeping esquire now

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Bogus

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• raptir@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Hi everyone, I’m raptir, esq.

  Sue me.

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• ChlorineAddict@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Next you’re going to tell me Handsome Major Angus MacZongo Esquire lied to me too??

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• BananaPeal@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’ve never been represented by Bill directly, but I was a client of Bill S. Preston, Theodore Logan, Spock, The Rock, Doc Ock, and Hulk Hogan. Should I be concerned?

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  • papalonian@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Only if they represented you in the case of Chuck Norris and his Cowboy Ass vs. The Crotch of Indiana Jones.

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