“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
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“A problem with alcohol”? I think not; why, I am a professional. Good day, sir.
—me to the neighbor’s mailbox
Is that what happened to the blue wizards?
Ahh, booze. How I love thee.
“Do you drink alot?”
“No, I slop most of the alcohol.”
🎶Alcohol my only friend…🎶
If you aren’t having chest pains or losing feeling in the tips of your fingers are you even trying?
Klear@sh.itjust.works 2 months ago
Fundering the fiery orb in the sky, I see…
SnokenKeekaGuard@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 months ago
You can’t fool me, its floating in the sea.