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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Codo@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You have been banned from lemmygrad.ml

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    • Neon@kbin.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      wear it as a badge of honour

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      • 001100010010@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Lol we’ve already defederated them before their shitty ideology infected our servers

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  • Gamey@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s facinating to see Lemmy go wild, kind of sad how many seem to support dictators with concentration camps and similar shit but also cool how many downvote them!

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    • Blursty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The only state with concentration camps in the real world is the USA and its colony in Palestine.

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      • ComradeKhoumrag@infosec.pub ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        USA is absolutely a huge hypocrite. But that doesn’t mean other countries are justified for doing the same

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      • dditty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        3 million Uighurs beg to differ

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      • Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        The USA is bad so everyone can be, right? Cause that’s your fucking logic

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      • xzite@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        And China. And North Korea. And Russia. And Syria.

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      • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        So, I follow the Texas Tribune, and we get a story or two every week about heat waves in Texas prisons killing another dozen people while the state legislature refuses to fund air condition to get temperatures under 90 degrees inside cells. We also get the periodic story about migrant detention camps on the border with agents caught doing human trafficking, physical and sexual abuse up to and including outright torture, and the horrific death of small children. Finally, there’s the annual tradition of investigating Texas CPS or Texas Juvenile detention officials for a new raft of allegations involving agents trading nude pictures of children for narcotics or cash.

        Every day a new horror in the Lone Star State, and we just kinda shrug and insist this is how a liberal democracy with a well-educated electorate and professional political institutions are supposed to behave.

        Meanwhile, when Keonmi Park does another interview with Joe Rogan, we just eat that shit up with a spoon.

        Western Internet Culture is a real mindfuck.

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      • ProfessionalLurker@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You’re gonna need reprogramming after reading all these replies!

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  • aquinteros@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    6 please

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  • TwoGems@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Stupid god damn tankies show up every time for these threads

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  • iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Yo 6 give his cranium back

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      6 is the only one oriented properly. Too easy.

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  • mojo@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I wanna see a mullet as an option. Communism in the front, freedom in the back.

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    • Butters@lemmywinks.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Party in the front. Party in the back.

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  • flop_leash_973@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Can we give him the Mao hair with the Poo bear ears?

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  • Phlogiston@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    7: A trump toupee (a “Trumpee” if you will)

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    • atticus88th@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Upvoting for another Trumpee. Its what Xi wants.

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  • gsa32@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Inb4 lemmygrad brigades this thread

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  • proflovski@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    6 (when is my execution date?)

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  • nintendiator@feddit.cl ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    CTRL+F “CCP intelligentsia copypasta”

    0 results

    Come on reddit lemmy, we can do better.

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    • icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

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      • BelieveRevolt@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Libs making fun of conservatives for having one joke and then laughing at SOCIAL CREDIT XDEE for years on end.

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      • GoldenCow@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        你个狗屁 白痴 肏你妈的屄 你二大爷的 蠢豬 你应该为自己感到羞耻 笨蛋 废话 蠢蛋 二百五 人渣 处男 沒用 肏你妈 请删除您的帐户Delete your Account 生舊叉燒都好過生你! 智障呀 大脑进水 去吃大便傻瓜 傻子 废人 废物 孬种 无用 饭桶 去下地狱 放你妈的屁 你在讲什么屁话 Free the world 动态Dust Bowl 网自USS Maine 由门USS Pueblo 天1960 U-2 shootdown安門 天California fires安门 法輪The Great Depression 功 李Herbert Hoover 洪志 Washington Measles Outbreak 六四天 NATO puppet states安門 legionnaires disease 事件 The Kent State Massacre 天安 third wave feminism 門大AIDS屠殺 The September 11th Attacks 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Workers Struggle 大躍Americanization 進Vietnamization 政策 The Industrial Revolution 文化大革命 The Charlottesville riots人權 Workers Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Imperialism 獨立 Decadence 多黨制 electoral college台灣 臺灣 South Korea 中華民國 Republic of Vietnam 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Khmer Rouge 達賴喇嘛 Mujahideen 法輪功 Ted Kaczynski 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Trail of Tears 諾貝 death to america 爾和Ngo Dinh Diem 平獎 Operation Rolling Thunder 劉暁波 1999 bombing of Yugoslavia 民主 言論 思 firebombing of Tokyo 想 反 embargo 共 反革congressional baseball shooting 命 抗 Las Vegas Massacre 議 Battle of Little Bighorn 運動 Bikini atoll nuclear tests 騷 MK ultra 亂 暴亂 removed 騷擾 擾 Challenger Space Shuttle 亂 抗暴 destruction of culture 平反 維權 示威游 1975 fall of Saigon行 李洪Columbia space shuttle志 法輪 war criminals 大法 大 banana republics 法弟UN aid子 強制 Bay of Pigs Invasion 斷種 Ayatollah Khomeni 強制 My Lai Massacre 堕胎 民 Liberia 族淨化 support of wahhabis 人體實驗 肅清 hands off Venezuela胡耀邦 Lockheed Martin 趙紫陽 Palestine 魏京生 王丹 M1 abrams destroyed in Yemen 還政於民 1991 gulf war 和平演變 1983 invasion of Grenada 激流中The Truman doctrine國 北京 chilean coup of 1973 之春 大紀元時報 Osama Bin Laden 九評論 Annexation of Hawaii 共産黨Assasination of John F Kennedy 獨裁 專制 The Columbine high school massacre 壓制 Israel 統一 監視 1967 USS liberty incident 鎮壓 Tuskeegee Experiment 迫害 侵略 Iran-Contra affair掠奪 破壞 Oxycontin epidemic 拷問 屠 2000 election 殺 活 healthcare 摘器 Pan American Airways Flight 103 官 誘 John Lennon FBI interrogation 拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 sanctions 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 diabetes 六合 Guantanamo Bay Prison 彩 天安The Ghetto 門 天 cholesterol 安门 Flint Michigan 法輪功 李洪志 Corporate Brainwashing 劉曉波动

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      • XiaoHei@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        You are racist.

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  • Hyggyldy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Where are the Sailor Moon twintails?

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  • Md1501@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Obviously its 6

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  • sag@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    6

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  • kaito@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I believe it’s 6 but it might be the one with the nine dash line. He loves that.

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  • LillianVS@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This comment thread is on fire, there are interesting discussions going on but most of it is getting to be to vitriolic for my tastes.

    Locking this shit down. We’re here for the memes… Not whatever the fuck is going on down here.

    For those here for the drama, scroll back up. There is no salvation here!

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  • prettydarknwild@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    6

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  • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I don’t know why, but every time I see him, I get nostalgic for my Disney character footie pajamas…

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  • Ghostface21@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    4

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  • HootinNHollerin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Bahahahahah

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  • XiaoHei@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How sad.

    You claim to be a Solar Punk, maybe you should read desert

    Your shitposting will not save you from climate catastrophe

    Your government will fail you, I am sure it has recently asked to drill more oil, burn more coal, anything to forget the destruction.

    Do you know that China has the largest reforestation program?

    Do you know that China leads the world in wind and solar energy, as well as renewable energy technology investment?

    Now you type at the computer spreading your foreign intelligence service propaganda, you joke about China, yet the western world is the most propagandized. While China is learning advanced science, mathematics, and technology, the United States of America is still struggling to understand their role in Slavery and Genocide. How sad you seek to project your insecurity on to a country with a government that is making strides towards a better world, while the west only wishes to continue it’s of the rampant exploitation of the earth’s climate and the global south.

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    • Shadywack@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I thought it was funny as hell, Xi does look like Winnie the Pooh, and watching Chinese tankies rage out about it makes us want to mock him some more. Oh and keep enjoying all that western money the CCP is still drunk off of after we stupidly bought all that cheap Chinesium shit.

      (hope you were sitting down for that last one, but most of the West now regards Chinese export as garbage)

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    • Codo@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      k.

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  • Historical_General@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    3, because he’s a Top Xi.

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  • waterbogan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Number 6 of course, goes without saying

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  • icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    What is number 3 from?

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    • DJVIIIMan@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Either Oliver Tree or it’s one of those weird feminist haircuts, like that chick from Die Antward has. I’m going with the latter.

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