Garden hose Pepsi just hits different
Hose
Submitted 5 months ago by ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world to aneurysmposting@sopuli.xyz
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Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 months ago
Anticorp@lemmy.world 5 months ago
This is obviously satire, mocking these types of posts.
QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz 5 months ago
Isn’t drinking from the garden hose a common boomer trope?
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Yes
Persen@lemmy.world 4 months ago
Didn’t everyone, who lived in a countryside drink from the garden hose at least once? I still do occasionally.
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
text is glowing
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
looks like SOMEONE didn’t implement chroma from luma B)
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
can’t find the original image, but there’s plenty of stuff similar to this:
there is also this image on ifunny
rain_worl@lemmy.world 2 months ago
tesseract transcription:
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My curfew was the
garden hose and it \
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it. If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.” &
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played @
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could getsore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have ‘online!
You could fight your teacher outside. 1 drank water from the garden hose… and survived! Hit share if you agree!cooked
My curfew was the
garden hose and it
called my name, not my mum.
I drank my Pepsi from it.
If I didn’t eat what my mum
made me then I didn’t exist.
Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played
with street lights and conkers and bike.
You could get sore hand from playing
conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
played conkers and didn’t have ‘online’.
You could fight your teacher outside.
I drank water from the garden hose…
and survived! Hit share if you agree!
venoft@lemmy.world 5 months ago
You could fight your teacher outside?
rollmagma@lemmy.world 5 months ago
Survived but with complications
Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works 5 months ago
Just a teensy bit of lead clogging up the ol’ noggin