Hose

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• rollmagma@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Survived but with complications

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  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Just a teensy bit of lead clogging up the ol’ noggin

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• Ashelyn@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Garden hose Pepsi just hits different

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• Anticorp@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This is obviously satire, mocking these types of posts.

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• QuentinCallaghan@sopuli.xyz ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Isn’t drinking from the garden hose a common boomer trope?

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Yes

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  • Persen@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Didn’t everyone, who lived in a countryside drink from the garden hose at least once? I still do occasionally.

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• venoft@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You could fight your teacher outside?

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  text is glowing

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  • rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    looks like SOMEONE didn’t implement chroma from luma B)

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  can’t find the original image, but there’s plenty of stuff similar to this:

  • wordpress (admits stealing from facebook)
  • facebook
  • facebook
  • facebook
  • pinterest

  there is also this image on ifunny

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• rain_worl@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  tesseract transcription:

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  My curfew was the
  garden hose and it \
  called my name, not my mum.
  I drank my Pepsi from it. If I didn’t eat what my mum
  made me then I didn’t exist.” &
  Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played @
  with street lights and conkers and bike.
  You could getsore hand from playing
  conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
  played conkers and didn’t have ‘online!
  You could fight your teacher outside. 1 drank water from the garden hose… and survived! Hit share if you agree!

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  My curfew was the
  garden hose and it
  called my name, not my mum.
  I drank my Pepsi from it.
  If I didn’t eat what my mum
  made me then I didn’t exist.
  Hand sanitiser didn’t work. I played
  with street lights and conkers and bike.
  You could get sore hand from playing
  conkers. l was dirty. We all had guns and
  played conkers and didn’t have ‘online’.
  You could fight your teacher outside.
  I drank water from the garden hose…
  and survived! Hit share if you agree!
  

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