Anon gets banned

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• originalfrozenbanana@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Nothing has ever not happened as much as this did not happen

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  • RecluseRamble@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Like almost all of the greentexts. It’s amusing though.

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  • pigup@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    False and fruity

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    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      fake: not even green

      gay: something with butts

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• southsamurai@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Well, that is horrible and funny (even though no green text is ever real, we can pretend).

  Like, dude would deserve jail time for that kind of abuse and violation.

  But, I wouldn’t be able to be on the jury because I wouldn’t be able to stop laughing.

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  • Buddahriffic@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I wonder if he deliberately wrote it with the intent of making the narrator look bad. Like setting up the expectation that she overreacts when drunk, then casually dropping that the conflict started because he tried to sneak it in her butt.

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• lessthanluigi@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I was wondering how he got banned. Then I saw the date. 2009. Back when the world was sane (Not really).

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  • wesker@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    2009 /b/ was anything but sane.

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• Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I like to imagine her sphincter looking like Dorian from The Mask:

  Image

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  • MeDuViNoX@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    😂🤣

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• Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  OP should be banned for this crop

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• WILSOOON@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Holy shit, litterally

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