Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. ~/s~
I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.
Submitted 2 years ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Red_October@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 2 years ago
bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit
cerement@slrpnk.net 2 years ago
Egypt invented matryoshka dolls
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 2 years ago
blahsay@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Why big sarcophagi? Why big trucks?
Zrybew@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Just overcompensating
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 2 years ago
Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?
Rolando@lemmy.world 2 years ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 years ago
It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.
hperrin@lemmy.world 2 years ago
Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”