Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. ~/s~
I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.
Submitted 10 months ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Comments
Red_October@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 10 months ago
bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit
cerement@slrpnk.net 10 months ago
Egypt invented matryoshka dolls
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 10 months ago
blahsay@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Why big sarcophagi? Why big trucks?
Zrybew@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Just overcompensating
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 10 months ago
Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?
Rolando@lemmy.world 10 months ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 months ago
It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.
hperrin@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”