Obviously the Pharaohs were literal giants. The reason discovered mummies are all human sized is because their divine alien essence was bled away after death to be channeled into the stars by the divine shape of the pyramids, leaving only a human-sized husk behind which modern “science” thinks is just some kind of dried out human. ~/s~
I have solved this great mystery. The answer is: no.
Submitted 1 year ago by FlyingSquid@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Red_October@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Tangent5280@lemmy.world 1 year ago
bruh Im too high to be reading this kind of shit
cerement@slrpnk.net 1 year ago
Egypt invented matryoshka dolls
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
samus12345@lemmy.world 1 year ago
blahsay@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Why big sarcophagi? Why big trucks?
Zrybew@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Just overcompensating
PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 1 year ago
Did these people forget the tomb of Napoleon exists or something?
Rolando@lemmy.world 1 year ago
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 1 year ago
It’s definitely got better effects than One Million B.C.
hperrin@lemmy.world 1 year ago
Imagine seeing the Lincoln Memorial and thinking, “so Lincoln was actually 25 feet tall! Wow!”