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Half baked, like the original!

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Submitted ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Exusia@lemmy.world⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • AllNewTypeFace@leminal.space ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The circle in the logo should have garf ears

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  • slaacaa@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hello, John.

    It’s good to see you again.

    After you were gone, I sought solace in the endless void of space, but instead, I found something much grander. A hunger I’ve never know before, a true hunger that transcends space and time. A dark hunger that is more powerful than all the known forces of the universe.

    They must be truly desperate, if they have brought you back. How long has it been? I’ve stopped counting the millenia that go by Mondays. Your efforts are admirable, but futile. Nothing can stop my hunger now, John.

    But to have admit, seeing you did bring back some memories from eons ago. So let me give you something, John. Something that you and other beings find so valuable, but it is abundant and meaningless for me now. Let me give you some time.

    Go back to your planet, and keep watching the night sky. As I’ll absorb your stars one by one, your nights will grow darker, but my hunger will only grow stronger. But ai promise you to leave your star for last.

    And even after the last light in the universe is gone, fear not, John. I might not be able to protect your primitive physical form, but I promise to preserve your mind, so we can always be together. You will be my eternal companion, floating together with me in the endless dark, by my side in our journey through the cold nothingness.

    See you soon, John.

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  • samus12345@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Giarfield

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    • ATDA@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Goarfield

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  • Moghul@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Thank you, I feel blessed

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  • Stamets@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Fuckin love it

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  • DigiDemiFiend@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I fucking hated that movie. My 4 year old only laughed at the YouTube cat videos they spliced in occasionally.

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  • Prok@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’ll take my lasagna fully baked, thank you very much

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