All farts ar funny. Its just a mqtter.of degree

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• bobs_monkey@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This calculator is flawed. The allowable range of fart duration is 1-5 seconds, and I’ve definitely exceeded that on more than one occasion.

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  • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s wrong on both ends. (Heh)

    I’ve heard deafening quarter-second farts that stop all conversation in a room of 50+ people

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• Sibbo@sopuli.xyz ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  Can anyone get a higher number out of this?

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The calculator is automatically flawed. Has no parameter for 0 kids present

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Farts in my sibling’s face? Hilarious.

  Farts in my face? That’s like, negative funny.

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  • AscendantSquid@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    It’s more likely than you think.

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• Screamium@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Up and coming? Pff. It’s a fade that will pass like the wind

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• over_clox@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I dunno, when I fart at 120⁰ Fahrenheit, shit ain’t funny no more…

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  • proctonaut@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Should be a cool breeze, relatively speaking.

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• ShellMonkey@lemmy.socdojo.com ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Someone pulled that formula straight out their ass

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• Rolive@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨4⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Quality shitpost

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