Big Kone lies

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• Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Anyone remember that old Candid Camera bit where they put the elevators on tracks and made it go sideways to the other elevator door?

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  • yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    WHAT?! I need to see this

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    • Corkyskog@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Found it pretty easily youtu.be/A-HCEEnnEAY?si=RCM_rP_h6k0LqpRD

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  • Blyfh@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Next time without the SI blurb please :)

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• LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  This reminds me of a Hank Green YouTube short: “Do dogs understand the concept of elevators?” The greentext up there was from the perspective of your dog, except he believes & trusts everything without too much analyzing, because he loves you.

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• NorthWestWind@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If there’s an anomaly, go in the left one.

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• retrospectology@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Can we all just agree now to leave the 4chan stuff on 4chan?

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  • Exusia@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Image

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    • LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Dangit now I’m craving spaghetti.

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  • atocci@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Some of these are pretty funny though

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    • retrospectology@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      4chan humor is mostly moldy af in my opinion, plus it links the fediverse to a toxic internet culture.

      Reddit’s decline further and further into alt-right bullshit was facilitated in part by subs like greentext. The alt-right always tries to use “humor” as a gateway into normal spaces, corrupting them by slowly introducing fashy nonsense as “just jokes bro”.

      They post this stuff on other social media because their incel kingdom is dying. I say let it die, no need to give them relevance.

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  • TxzK@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    No. No, we can’t.

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• MacNCheezus@lemmy.today ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No, floors are a trick of the demiurge to make you believe in physical reality.

  I believe they have a bunch of house elves or Mexicans who rush out of some maintenance closet and remodel the entire floor while I’m in the “elevator”.

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• brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Wake 🆙 sheeple, believing the Elevator People

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• caseyweederman@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Dungeons and Daddies had a running gag about exactly this.

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• eletes@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  They should ride a paternoster, those doorless elevators that are continuously running

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• PenisWenisGenius@lemmynsfw.com ⁨5⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The backrooms is just what elevator deniers think happens when you get in an elevator.

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