It’s good sometimes to be mindful of life’s most basic lessons
Poor sir knight
Submitted 4 weeks ago by nifty@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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MrJameGumb@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Gork@lemm.ee 4 weeks ago
I prefer the Catholic version, “Nobody Poops But You.”
nifty@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
I looked up how the knights pooped in armor, apparently chain mail and full plate still allowed enough flexibility to squat: neutralhistory.com/how-did-knights-in-armor-go-to…
Maalus@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Armor being bulky / unwieldy is a myth, probably stemming from fantasy books and rpg’s. It was made with movement in mind. There are accounts of knights doing crossfit in armour. But since a book about a tiny halfling wouldn’t be fun if it ended with “and then he met a knight in armour and fucking died as his shitty dagger bounced off”, then they had to take artistic license.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
As long as he doesn’t shit himself to death like the one in the beginning of A Knight’s Tale
Wat: The spark of his life is smothered in shite. His spirit is gone but his stench remains.
Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 weeks ago
I feel like if I came across this guy in Dark Souls, he’d be a corpse with, like, pickled dick meat as an item I can pick up off it.
DudeImMacGyver@sh.itjust.works 4 weeks ago
Minest stummy doth hath the ouchies. I shall take respite under the pink bismuth tree.
chemical_cutthroat@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Good thing he is sitting underneath the Pepto Bismol tree.
Kowowow@lemmy.ca 4 weeks ago
Good sir Knight of pepto
Could say he is q peptophile
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Of course, but true warrior shits he’s pants and doesn’t give a fuck.
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub 4 weeks ago
FOR THE GLORY OF THE EMPIRE
MonkderDritte@feddit.de 4 weeks ago
This is not a joke but historical fact.
random_character_a@lemmy.world 4 weeks ago
Emptying your bladder and colon is also a survival mechanism. Decreases chance of a rupture during blunt force trauma.