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Anon tells a story about president Taft

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Submitted ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works⁩ to ⁨greentext@sh.itjust.works⁩

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  • PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “I’m not a big fat president, I’m the big fat president!”

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Technical truth, justice, and liberty for all.

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  • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Everybody remembers “a man, a plan, a canal: Panama” but nobody remembers “Taft: fat”.

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    • Wirlocke@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Taft fat is a palindrome.

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      • lengau@midwest.social ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Taft fat is a palindrome is not a palindrome.

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    • Ghyste@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I would argue that many people remember that Taft got stuck in the White House bathtub and had it replaced with one more suitable for his size.

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  • Dark_Dragon@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “legal business” so he visits for illegal business too??

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    • prayer@sh.itjust.works ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Maybe. Or maybe he’s a lawyer. Then again, what’s the difference!

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  • some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You know what? Respect.

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  • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I hope to someday use my clout for personal gain too

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    • abruptly8951@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Before becoming president I don’t think the story implies clout was used for this. Just a play on words to make the conductor think there would be a crowd boarding rather than an individual

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      • SplashJackson@lemmy.ca ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Ah, using trickery on the average Joe… as they say, politicians will be politicians

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  • macrocarpa@lemmy.world ⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Taft, you old dog!

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