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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • then_three_more@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not a planet.

    But you’d die before before weighing yourself.

    Would have been a better end panel IMO.

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  • morrowind@lemmy.ml ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?

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    • FaceDeer@fedia.io ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      It's not a planet.

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      • TeoTwawki@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Holds up “Dwarf planets matter” protest sign

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  • Chriszz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.

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  • rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.

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  • Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Image

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  • Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.

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    • Rakonat@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.

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      • Steve@startrek.website ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.

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  • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!

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  • stembolts@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dad joke science memes. I like it.

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  • UltraGreen@hexbear.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?

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    • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Not enough to buy a weigh scale there.

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  • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.

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    • glimse@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?

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      • someguy3@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        If a weigt falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?

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  • Toes@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever

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