Wouldn’t you die on pluto too?
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Submitted 6 months ago by fossilesque@mander.xyz to science_memes@mander.xyz
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morrowind@lemmy.ml 6 months ago
FaceDeer@fedia.io 6 months ago
It's not a planet.
TeoTwawki@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Holds up “Dwarf planets matter” protest sign
Chriszz@lemmy.world 6 months ago
I think you could survive long enough to weigh yourself on mars if you had a scale. It would be immensely painful but not instantaneous.
rebelsimile@sh.itjust.works 6 months ago
Joke’s on you, I’d die before weighing myself on Earth too.
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world 6 months ago
wafflez@lemmy.world 6 months ago
100% not a planet
Steve@startrek.website 6 months ago
Mars and Pluto are about equal for survivability, no? And The Moon for that matter.
Rakonat@lemmy.world 6 months ago
Without a space suit each planet has roughly the same survivability.
Steve@startrek.website 6 months ago
I assumed that to weigh yourself in the conventional manner you would need to be standing on a solid surface.
Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 6 months ago
On Venus you’d probably die in 5 different ways before weighing yourself. Least hospitable place since H.H. Holmes had a hotel!
stembolts@programming.dev 6 months ago
Dad joke science memes. I like it.
UltraGreen@hexbear.net 6 months ago
I thought you could survive on Mars for a few minutes before passing out?
cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 6 months ago
Not enough to buy a weigh scale there.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
Dead or alive I’d still weigh different.
glimse@lemmy.world 6 months ago
No no, if you don’t measure your weight yourself then you don’t have a weight. Didn’t you read it?
someguy3@lemmy.ca 6 months ago
If a weigt falls in a planet, does it make a weigh?
Toes@ani.social 6 months ago
Weight is all relative anyways, Pluto is forever
then_three_more@lemmy.world 6 months ago
It’s not a planet.
But you’d die before before weighing yourself.
Would have been a better end panel IMO.