Lawyer

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• ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Your lawyer’s name is Lawyer? And he lives in Lawyersville? Riiiight…

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  • stick2urgunz88@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    He lives right next to Crentist the Dentist

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  • BakerBagel@midwest.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m going to assume the town was named after some ancestor of his that was central to the founding if the town.

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    • flicker@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      And he inherited their wealth, which afforded him the education and financial stability to pursue these lucrative careers.

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  • MxM111@kbin.social ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    That’s why he had to become a politician. People just thought he was lying! But for politicians it is expected.

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• smeg@feddit.uk ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Yoink, that’s going straight to !nominativedeterminism@feddit.uk

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• i_stole_ur_taco@lemmy.ca ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Poor Tom Lawyer from Lawyersville wanted to be a composer but his dad was a lawyer and told him he didn’t have a career choice.

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• Eheran@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  If you go back in time like that, many had a name that matched their job.

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    “Huh… You ever noticed how all the blacksmiths are named ‘Smith’ or that all the thatchers are named ‘Thatcher?’ What’s up with that?”

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    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      If only the Thatchers had stuck to thatching.

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  • Isoprenoid@programming.dev ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Smith

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• Nom@lemm.ee ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

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  Same energy

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• BilboBargains@lemmy.world ⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this creepypedia?

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