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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net⁩ to ⁨[deleted]⁩

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  • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve thought about adding more balls just for the aesthetic.

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    • Daqu@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wanna see my sixpack?

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    • goldenbough@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      He had 4 sets of testicles, so divine.

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      • Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Washington, Washington, six foot eight weighs a fucking ton.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Imagine the clean up. Christ.

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    • gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      [Let me lay it on the line

      He had 2 on the vine

      I mean, 2 sets of testicles

      so divine

      ](youtu.be/Ex2hj5rLN48)

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    • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I want to have like 10-20 testicles, which means I would be even manlier.

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    That’s the wrong number. You either need to take one away or get another one put on

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    • Brad_Brace@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      If it’s the second, do you have to hunt it down yourself or how does it work?

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      • RedditWanderer@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Yeah I’ve heard of “growing a pair” but not growing just one.

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  • bfaliszek@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    All three of them…

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    • ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Image

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  • harry315@feddit.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’ve got questions I’m too afraid of knowing the answer

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    • Zikeji@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      You don’t?

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  • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Is your name Jimmy Threeballs?

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    • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      'Ol 3-balls.

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  • Thcdenton@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I knew a guy that everyone called “Treball”. I regret asking him why.

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  • noxy@yiffit.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Mr Frampton, I understand that you, as it were, have…

    Uh, well, let me put it another way: I believe, Mr Frampton, that, whereas most people have, uh, two… two…uh, you… you…

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  • quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    This is getting out of hand. Now there are three of them!

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    • random_character_a@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      The middle one is his cock

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      • quinkin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Sadge.

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  • Grabthar@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    There’s nothing like the sight of a shorn Skarsgård; it’s breathtaking, I suggest you try it.

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  • Bloodyhog@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    The meme is great, but. For all of you out there who did not try it yet: never, never shave your balls! Trim it.

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    • Track_Shovel@slrpnk.net ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Mine are shorn with a safety razor regularly

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    • thermal_shock@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      fully disagree. just learn to do it correctly. been using the same mach 3 cartridge for a decade, no issues.

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  • Huschke@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hallowed be my balls.

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    • chumbalumber@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Sung to the tune of Iron Maiden’s ‘Hallowed be thy name’

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  • cob4t@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Holdenmaxxing:

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  • Socsa@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    It’s not a toomah

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