But they wouldn't know the taste

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• Zehzin@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Alien: This is just like those things that keep evolving back home

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  • Reddfugee42@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alien kids playing the puzzle back together: dammit, another crab! Mom, let me try another!

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  • Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Alien: Damn, it looks just like my mother-in-law!

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  • mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Plot twist: Aliens are crabs as well

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• rustyfish@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That’s probably why aliens never made contact with us.

  We are freaks of nature. We didn’t evolve into crab.

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  • Pronell@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    All our sci-fi depict bipedal creatures all over the place.

    The rest of the universe just isn’t represented, man. Make more crab fiction and the aliens will visit!

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    • ILikeBoobies@lemmy.ca ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Humans are racist

      It’s just political commentary

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    • Instigate@aussie.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Craaaaaaab people Craaaaaaab people Taste like crab Talk like people

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  • lseif@sopuli.xyz ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    …yet.

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• Pilon23@feddit.dk ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How do we know it didn’t have feathers?

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  • MechanicalJester@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Right? Or prehensile tails and yodel like the Swiss do when you carefully crush their nuts in a vice?

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I hope that there is a resurgence of alien sci fi and, using the current trend of trying to be as realistic as possible, we shift from the alien grey model to the craboid.

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• pelya@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Peak evolution

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• Arelin@lemmy.zip ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The perfected form

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• Mikufan@ani.social ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The perfect one. The crab. Everything will become crab. Crabs will rule the world.

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  • MonkderDritte@feddit.de ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Nope, this one is perfect:

    Terry Trilobite

    Well, crabs a related i guess.

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• SanndyTheManndy@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Transhumanism is just a bunch of softshelled crabs with fingers

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• 1984@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Everything tastes like chicken.

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  • The_Che_Banana@beehaw.org ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    What about me…do I taste like chicken?

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    • Sarsoar@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      You taste like pork.

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