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• manucode@infosec.pub ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Please put an NSFW tag on this. I was on the train and when I saw this I had to start furiously masturbating. Everyone else gave me strange looks and were saying things like “what the fuck” and “call the police”. I dropped my phone and everyone around me saw this image. Now there is a whole train of men masturbating together at this one image. This is all your fault, you could have prevented this if you had just tagged this post NSFW.

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  • cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Hey I have seen these same lines somewhere on Lemmy itself.

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    • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      It’s one of them fancy copy pastas!

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• Tixanou@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Too late

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• harrys_balzac@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Don’t tell me how to live my life! You’re not even my real dad!

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  • thesporkeffect@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This is my default response to nearly any non sequitur

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  • Raiderkev@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Damn, I came to say pretty much verbatim this. It’s blowing my mind that we had the exact same thought at roughly the exact same time

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    • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s easy to explain, you’re both the same LLM we’ve given slightly different prompts to.

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• Kolanaki@yiffit.net ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  You’re not the boss of me.

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    You right now:

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    • strawberry@kbin.run ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      whos jake and wheres he off to

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• PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Derrick comedy, nice

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• li10@feddit.uk ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Instantly ejaculated the second I saw the image.

  I guess that means I followed the rule?

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• ekZepp@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Image

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• GrymEdm@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this the origin of your username? Did someone ask you if you found the pear sexiest?

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• Sam_Bass@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Or in it, if you know whats good for you

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• catsarebadpeople@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Tell that to Tucker Carlson

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  • ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    The fruit bowl has become too androgynous due to the woke agenda

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• pipows@lemmy.today ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Try me

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• tacosanonymous@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Deal.

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• Certainly_No_Brit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  piped.video/watch?v=xdfMu77sYH4

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