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Greggs staff to wear body cameras after rise in sausage roll thefts and abuse

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk⁩ to ⁨unitedkingdom@feddit.uk⁩

https://www.standard.co.uk/news/uk/greggs-body-cameras-shopping-security-thefts-bakery-b1148562.html

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  • Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sausage roll theft is something I wouldn’t even expect to hear in satire

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    • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was more worried about the abuse those poor sausage rolls are being put through!

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  • NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Not News Thump

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  • byroon@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Sausage roll abuse is beyond the pale

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  • wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    How would you even steal them? They’re behind barriers.

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    • FatLegTed@feddit.uk ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      I was thinking that.

      If the staff don’t hand over the hot and tasty* baked goods until payment has been received, how can they be stolen? Unless it’s a sausjack.

      Makes me think of Monty Python’s highway man sketch.

      *YMMV

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    • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Maybe it’s the ones in packages out front.

      Why anyone would want to steal them is absurd everyone knows fresh out of the oven are best

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      • acetanilide@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        Probably can’t afford to eat

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  • jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I’m not going to lie, I want this. I walk and use my electric scooter around town and don’t mind having a body cam while I’m walking. Sometimes I see something interesting and I can go back to it when I get home or if someone hits me while walking, I’ll have video proof.

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