Greggs staff to wear body cameras after rise in sausage roll thefts and abuse

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• Grass@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sausage roll theft is something I wouldn’t even expect to hear in satire

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  • GreatAlbatross@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was more worried about the abuse those poor sausage rolls are being put through!

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• NickwithaC@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not News Thump

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• byroon@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Sausage roll abuse is beyond the pale

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• wewbull@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  How would you even steal them? They’re behind barriers.

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  • FatLegTed@feddit.uk ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I was thinking that.

    If the staff don’t hand over the hot and tasty* baked goods until payment has been received, how can they be stolen? Unless it’s a sausjack.

    Makes me think of Monty Python’s highway man sketch.

    *YMMV

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  • MrNesser@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Maybe it’s the ones in packages out front.

    Why anyone would want to steal them is absurd everyone knows fresh out of the oven are best

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    • acetanilide@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Probably can’t afford to eat

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• jaschen@lemm.ee ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I’m not going to lie, I want this. I walk and use my electric scooter around town and don’t mind having a body cam while I’m walking. Sometimes I see something interesting and I can go back to it when I get home or if someone hits me while walking, I’ll have video proof.

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