FatLegTed

@FatLegTed@feddit.uk

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government tells Britons to stockpile as part of emergency planning⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We have a shower :-(

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Government tells Britons to stockpile as part of emergency planning⁩ ⁨⁨6⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  We’ll probably see a run on bog roll again :-)

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK police could get Ghostbusters-style backpack devices to halt ebike getaways⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Just don’t cross the streams

  Also, I ain’t afraid of no goats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Iraqi refugee's 7-year old daughter who died in the Channel was born in Belgium and lived in Sweden, but has never been in Iraq⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Sorry, but why is this a British problem?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Disability benefit claims can’t be made on ‘unverifiable assertions’, argues Sunak⁩ ⁨⁨7⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Why don’t we just adopt the leaf as currency? There’s millions of them and they grow on trees.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Sunak accused of making mental illness ‘another front in the culture wars’⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What a disgusting specimen.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Scale of the Universe⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Fascinating.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Why craft breweries are under threat as closures leap 49%⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Cous be be they turn out shite overpriced and gimmicky alcopops.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨High court upholds top London school’s ban on prayer rituals⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  No doubt we’ll get protesters from nowhere near the school, jumping up and down and threatening violence because the religious rights of children they don’t have, are being destroyed by blasphemers and kaffirs.

  They knew the school was non religious when they signed up. Don’t start complaining now.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Keir Starmer: Labour wants to increase defence spending to 2.5%⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Very sensible. We shouldn’t be relying on good old Uncle Sam, he may well throw us under the tank bus anyway.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fake stamps circulating in the UK are originating from China, lawmaker says⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Don’t but them online then. You cannot buy stamps cheaper than their face value.

  But stupid people always know better.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Greggs staff to wear body cameras after rise in sausage roll thefts and abuse⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I was thinking that.

  If the staff don’t hand over the hot and tasty* baked goods until payment has been received, how can they be stolen? Unless it’s a sausjack.

  Makes me think of Monty Python’s highway man sketch.

  *YMMV

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Smart meter figures: Nearly four million not working properly⁩ ⁨⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  And mine!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Home Office begins calling failed asylum seekers with £3k offer to go to Rwanda⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not sure if I’ve understood this correctly. Why would failed asylum seekers expect to stay here? Or indeed anywhere their application has failed.

  Cue cries of ‘rascist’ and ‘nazi’, but I really am curious. If you’ve been denied asylum from somewhere, why would you expect to be allowed to stay there?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Boys admit killing more than 20 animals in break-in⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good character my arse. Lock them in with some tigers.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Labour 'committed' to assisted dying vote, Sir Keir Starmer tells Dame Esther Rantzen⁩ ⁨⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Then his constituents need to kick him out - he is there to serve them, not whatever deity he personally believes in. A good proportion of which will not believe in or worship the same deity.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨‘It went nuts’: Thousands join UK parents calling for smartphone-free childhood⁩ ⁨⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or they could just be a bit more parenty.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Fujitsu's HorizonIT - How to remedy an injustice ignored by politicians: make a good television series⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Jut a reminder that Toby Jones is Lance. He’s a detectorist.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Stephen Fry wants King's Guard to ditch bear fur⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I’d have said 80%

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Charles to ‘withdraw private funding’ for Andrew’s security at Royal Lodge⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  I wonder if he’s sweating yet?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Not that difficult to buy a home in UK, claims NatWest chair⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Or even £300,000 😉

  People are obviously eating too much avocado on toast.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuse for shoplifting because UK's benefits system is very generous, policing minister says⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Totally agree. Have you ever seen Carnival Row? They had a one with at least 4 seats.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuse for shoplifting because UK's benefits system is very generous, policing minister says⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Good point. Let’s just take everything off of them.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨No excuse for shoplifting because UK's benefits system is very generous, policing minister says⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  A year. Without access to their bank accounts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Penny Mordaunt says Boris Johnson's Covid WhatsApp messages went missing⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  It wouldn’t cost 10’s of thousands FFS. GCHQ could do it as one of their daily tasks.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK retailers face weak demand and a barrage of increased costs⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Bookmarked- thank you 😊

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK retailers face weak demand and a barrage of increased costs⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  What’s CPC precious?

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨UK retailers face weak demand and a barrage of increased costs⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  Not Amazon, that’s half the reason Hight Streets are struggling.

  Gift vouchers for local places, magazine or software subscriptions.

  I’d love them for Christmas, I don’t need more shirts.

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden ditches trade deal talks with Britain⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean The Channel. Its not big enough to be an ocean, you can even swim it!

• ⁨Comment⁩ on ⁨Biden ditches trade deal talks with Britain⁩ ⁨⁨11⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago⁩:

  You mean like the continent next door to us, mainland Europe?

  That’s a bit far-fetched isn’t it?