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• lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Any new updates or is the screenshot from today? Because I doubt it.

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  • Iluay@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    He’s still dead. Sorry to inform.

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    • lugal@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Heartbreaking

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Wait! He’s-

      No… false alarm. He’s still dead.

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• taanegl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.

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  • CitizenKong@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Thriller did warn us.

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  • AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Typical Michael Jackson.

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Hipster MJ was a lich before he was undead.

    Had the hipster hat too.

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• Nusm@yall.theatl.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  “Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update

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  • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    … Dammit now I have to do Anarchist Spain in HOI4 again

    Get fucked, Franco, you suck at encirclement!

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• realitista@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  When he rises from the grave, we will all be happy this account is out there doing its job.

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• blackwateropeth@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  thriller starts playing

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• TrickDacy@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  A bizarre bit

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