Breaking news! In Forest Lawn, Glendale, a video crew set up to record the secretly planned reawakening of Michael Jackson. After an interview Michael Jackson belaboured that he is no longer the king of pop, but a lich king. When the interviewer asked what that was, the undead Michael Jackson called him ignorant - and then ate his face.
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Submitted 8 months ago by sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to [deleted]
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taanegl@lemmy.world 8 months ago
CitizenKong@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Thriller did warn us.
AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Typical Michael Jackson.
jaybone@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Hipster MJ was a lich before he was undead.
Had the hipster hat too.
Nusm@yall.theatl.social 8 months ago
“Updating our top story for tonight, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.” — Chevy Chase, Weekend Update
DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe 8 months ago
… Dammit now I have to do Anarchist Spain in HOI4 again
Get fucked, Franco, you suck at encirclement!
realitista@lemm.ee 8 months ago
When he rises from the grave, we will all be happy this account is out there doing its job.
blackwateropeth@lemmy.world 8 months ago
thriller starts playing
TrickDacy@lemmy.world 8 months ago
A bizarre bit
lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Any new updates or is the screenshot from today? Because I doubt it.
Iluay@programming.dev 8 months ago
He’s still dead. Sorry to inform.
lugal@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Heartbreaking
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Wait! He’s-
No… false alarm. He’s still dead.