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• VubDapple@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Now that’s a real shitpost!

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• HootinNHollerin@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  Ah a French Press kinda guy

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• WarmSoda@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  The game is to time lighting your first cigarette with your coffee so you can get a few drags out before the morning bathroom run.

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  • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Imagine being a

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    • brbposting@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      (sorry needed a quick crack break)

      Imagine being a slave to nicotine

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• EnderMB@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  As an IBS sufferer, I know that poop is going to make an appearance, but I love my morning coffee, and that poop gets to be on my terms.

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• gofsckyourself@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I got a doodoo in my butt and I don’t know what to do

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  • nifty@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    You get a paper bag and an address

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    • SidewaysHighways@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Then just kick back and let the dollars roll in

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• JoShmoe@ani.social ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  It’s batman!

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  • jaybone@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Shatman

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    • Magnetron@lemmy.zip ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Skatman

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• flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I often think of that lyric “as the coffee commands the torture of my bowels…”

  Can’t remember the artist presently, but it’s a lovely song, strangely

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• AlDente@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

  I’m having my first post-coffee poop of the day right now!

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