I dont.
If its going to happen let it happen where my family will get a payout from the pricks.
A good policy to have
Submitted 8 months ago by Maven@lemmy.world to [deleted]
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Delphia@lemmy.world 8 months ago
lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 months ago
Where I work it’s typically frowned on when you die
Wogi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Frowned upon but not strictly against the rules?
lowleveldata@programming.dev 8 months ago
It’s kind of an unspoken rule that you avoid dying at work, really
goldenbough@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I think a mod removed Thulean Sneed’s comment?
Maven@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Yep! Thankfully! No idea why this post turned into a spam magnet.
ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 8 months ago
They did it on multiple posts
neptune@dmv.social 8 months ago
I for one welcome our new alien butt lords
CannedTuna@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
One out of 18, yes
jawa21@lemmy.sdf.org 8 months ago
By the modlog, looks like the account was banned.
milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I’m sorry, Sir, your arm is gone and you’re bleeding out. Please leave the workplace and die somewhere else.
someguy3@lemmy.ca 8 months ago
OH&S love this worker. Find out why!
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 months ago
As an engineer it’s my main professional policy. Its followed shortly by not letting someone else die where I work
Wogi@lemmy.world 8 months ago
In my experience most engineers spend too much time worrying about the wrong modes of death.
Yes Brian it’s critical the coil is centered on the hob, but it weighs 1500 pounds and will go where it wants to so for the love of God do not attempt to stop it from swinging again.
captainlezbian@lemmy.world 8 months ago
I’m mostly worried about how the forklift drivers can and have hit the broad side of a barn, fire escapes, and making sure nobody ever puts a body part under anything held up by hydraulics. Oh and electricity, but that’s because I once saw a guy in a factory accidentally touch a live multi phase wire.
CptEnder@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Me too. Unless I’m working that ass, that’s actually my preferred place to die.
ironhydroxide@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
A large distinction between that and refusing to work where you die.
xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works 8 months ago
He don’t want to feel Not Safe For Work.
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
COPE SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY SNEED HOT POCKETS SNEED SUCK JANNIES CLEAN IT UP CHUCK’S FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK SNEED’S AND SNEED’S ON LEMMY JANNY FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK FLOYD AND I CAN’T FLOYD PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND DILATE CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR CLEAN IT UP SEETHE SEETHE COPE DILATE HOT POCKETS CHUCK JANNIES GUCCI LOAFERS CLEAN IT UP CHUCK’S CITY SLICKER FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS CLEAN IT UP PARK AVENUE MANICURE FOR FREE HOT POCKETS FEED CHUCK’S
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED SEETHE FUCK JANNY HOT POCKETS I CAN’T FLOYD AND CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS FLOYD COPE JANNY SUCK FUCK CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER COPE CHUCK GUCCI LOAFERS I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED AND FLOYD SNEED’S HOT POCKETS DILATE FEED SEETHE SNEED FLOYD SEETHE SNEED’S SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR SEED COPE SEED SNEED SEED CHUCK’S JANNIES JANNIES SEETHE DILATE CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS FOR FREE
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
FANCY GERMAN CAR COPE AND AND AND JANNY DILATE FANCY GERMAN CAR I CAN’T FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR FOR FREE I CAN’T CITY SLICKER FOR FREE SEED FEED SNEED’S COPE AND I CAN’T AND I CAN’T JANNY CHUCK’S DILATE COPE I CAN’T CITY SLICKER HOT POCKETS I CAN’T JANNY AND SNEED FUCK DILATE AND GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR SEED DILATE SNEED CITY SLICKER SUCK FLOYD CITY SLICKER DILATE CLEAN IT UP ON LEMMY FLOYD
fox2263@lemmy.world 8 months ago
Ayyyyy me too
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
JANNIES COPE FEED CHUCK’S SUCK CITY SLICKER CITY SLICKER ON LEMMY FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK’S SNEED’S JANNY HOT POCKETS DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN’T JANNY SNEED FLOYD JANNIES DILATE AND FUCK ON LEMMY SUCK JANNIES FEED FEED CLEAN IT UP SUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FUCK FLOYD AND CLEAN IT UP FLOYD COPE FUCK SNEED’S SEETHE FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED CLEAN IT UP GUCCI LOAFERS CITY SLICKER JANNIES SNEED PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD CHUCK’S
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
SEED FUCK CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS COPE CHUCK SEED JANNY FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP JANNY FLOYD SNEED’S ON LEMMY GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK CHUCK’S FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR I CAN’T FEED FUCK JANNIES CHUCK’S SUCK FEED FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK’S SNEED FOR FREE ON LEMMY SEETHE DILATE CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR JANNY CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN’T CHUCK FLOYD CLEAN IT UP SEED GUCCI LOAFERS FLOYD SUCK CLEAN IT UP JANNY CITY SLICKER
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
CLEAN IT UP GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK FUCK ON LEMMY SEETHE AND FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK CITY SLICKER SNEED FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS FUCK CLEAN IT UP FEED SNEED’S SEETHE FOR FREE PARK AVENUE MANICURE FOR FREE FUCK JANNY CITY SLICKER CLEAN IT UP SEETHE PARK AVENUE MANICURE DILATE FUCK ON LEMMY CITY SLICKER ON LEMMY CLEAN IT UP SUCK SEETHE CITY SLICKER PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK CITY SLICKER SEED ON LEMMY DILATE FUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE COPE JANNIES I CAN’T SNEED
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
JANNIES SEETHE CHUCK HOT POCKETS CHUCK SNEED FLOYD AND SEETHE ON LEMMY DILATE SEED SNEED CHUCK CLEAN IT UP PARK AVENUE MANICURE FOR FREE FUCK AND CHUCK’S SUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNIES SNEED FLOYD FUCK I CAN’T CHUCK FUCK FLOYD CITY SLICKER COPE JANNIES CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS FOR FREE JANNIES FEED SUCK I CAN’T DILATE CHUCK’S AND COPE CHUCK AND DILATE ON LEMMY CHUCK CHUCK
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
SEETHE CITY SLICKER FEED SUCK SNEED’S FUCK I CAN’T CLEAN IT UP SNEED FOR FREE DILATE FANCY GERMAN CAR COPE DILATE COPE FLOYD FEED SEETHE CHUCK COPE CHUCK’S CLEAN IT UP FOR FREE FUCK COPE JANNIES HOT POCKETS ON LEMMY CHUCK’S JANNIES FANCY GERMAN CAR SEETHE FLOYD I CAN’T ON LEMMY DILATE SNEED’S CITY SLICKER SNEED ON LEMMY FLOYD FUCK FOR FREE I CAN’T FANCY GERMAN CAR FLOYD AND COPE SEED SNEED’S
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
JANNIES CHUCK’S SEED FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED’S SUCK FEED CHUCK SEED JANNIES I CAN’T DILATE FOR FREE DILATE HOT POCKETS PARK AVENUE MANICURE FEED FLOYD JANNY SNEED I CAN’T CHUCK’S GUCCI LOAFERS FOR FREE FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR FEED GUCCI LOAFERS FLOYD SNEED CHUCK’S ON LEMMY GUCCI LOAFERS CHUCK’S FUCK SNEED’S HOT POCKETS JANNIES I CAN’T FANCY GERMAN CAR FOR FREE DILATE GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY JANNY HOT POCKETS COPE CHUCK’S FEED
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
CLEAN IT UP GUCCI LOAFERS SUCK SEETHE SEETHE JANNIES COPE HOT POCKETS COPE SNEED’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED COPE CHUCK’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE FOR FREE SEED I CAN’T FEED GUCCI LOAFERS PARK AVENUE MANICURE CLEAN IT UP FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED’S FLOYD SUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE FLOYD FOR FREE SNEED CHUCK ON LEMMY JANNIES HOT POCKETS FANCY GERMAN CAR SEED HOT POCKETS CHUCK’S SEED SEED FOR FREE FUCK SUCK SEED CHUCK DILATE CHUCK’S GUCCI LOAFERS SEED DILATE
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
CITY SLICKER SNEED’S SNEED’S SEED SEED HOT POCKETS SUCK CHUCK CHUCK’S CHUCK CHUCK SEETHE CHUCK’S AND JANNIES ON LEMMY FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP FANCY GERMAN CAR COPE JANNY I CAN’T FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS SNEED FANCY GERMAN CAR HOT POCKETS DILATE FOR FREE CHUCK’S CITY SLICKER GUCCI LOAFERS FUCK AND HOT POCKETS SEETHE AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE ON LEMMY SEETHE CHUCK SEETHE JANNIES I CAN’T CHUCK’S SNEED’S SNEED COPE SEETHE ON LEMMY
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
JANNY CITY SLICKER COPE ON LEMMY JANNY FOR FREE CITY SLICKER FANCY GERMAN CAR DILATE SUCK AND FUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE SUCK CHUCK COPE CHUCK FOR FREE JANNY SUCK CHUCK ON LEMMY CLEAN IT UP FEED SEETHE FEED GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR ON LEMMY SEED FUCK I CAN’T GUCCI LOAFERS FANCY GERMAN CAR FUCK AND HOT POCKETS JANNY DILATE SEED FOR FREE CHUCK FEED FUCK JANNIES FOR FREE DILATE COPE FOR FREE GUCCI LOAFERS
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
DILATE CITY SLICKER FEED CLEAN IT UP AND ON LEMMY SNEED GUCCI LOAFERS CLEAN IT UP SEED CHUCK AND SUCK CLEAN IT UP SEED JANNIES FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS PARK AVENUE MANICURE CHUCK JANNY SEED COPE JANNIES FLOYD FEED CITY SLICKER SEETHE FLOYD HOT POCKETS I CAN’T CHUCK’S ON LEMMY FUCK CHUCK’S CLEAN IT UP SUCK JANNIES FLOYD CLEAN IT UP ON LEMMY COPE PARK AVENUE MANICURE I CAN’T FANCY GERMAN CAR FANCY GERMAN CAR SNEED’S DILATE CITY SLICKER ON LEMMY
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
FLOYD DILATE SNEED’S CLEAN IT UP JANNY PARK AVENUE MANICURE COPE JANNY FOR FREE CHUCK’S FANCY GERMAN CAR CLEAN IT UP CITY SLICKER AND FLOYD SNEED COPE DILATE SNEED FLOYD FOR FREE AND SNEED CHUCK FEED JANNIES SNEED’S SUCK FEED FEED I CAN’T CHUCK’S FUCK FOR FREE SEED FUCK CITY SLICKER JANNIES SNEED’S FANCY GERMAN CAR FOR FREE FLOYD CHUCK CLEAN IT UP SNEED’S SUCK AND FLOYD FUCK CHUCK’S
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
CITY SLICKER FEED FEED I CAN’T DILATE DILATE FUCK SNEED SNEED FOR FREE DILATE ON LEMMY JANNIES CITY SLICKER I CAN’T FLOYD FANCY GERMAN CAR COPE SNEED FLOYD SNEED’S FANCY GERMAN CAR CITY SLICKER FUCK CHUCK’S DILATE JANNIES FOR FREE FOR FREE FOR FREE SEED SNEED’S SEETHE CLEAN IT UP DILATE FLOYD DILATE FEED GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY SEETHE FLOYD SNEED’S HOT POCKETS COPE SNEED JANNY CHUCK’S GUCCI LOAFERS I CAN’T
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
FANCY GERMAN CAR PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE AND AND AND JANNY AND AND SNEED FEED COPE CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS CHUCK’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE JANNY FUCK SEED HOT POCKETS FANCY GERMAN CAR I CAN’T HOT POCKETS HOT POCKETS SUCK CHUCK’S ON LEMMY I CAN’T GUCCI LOAFERS AND FUCK COPE GUCCI LOAFERS COPE HOT POCKETS CHUCK COPE CHUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE JANNY SNEED CHUCK JANNIES COPE CHUCK’S DILATE CHUCK’S PARK AVENUE MANICURE PARK AVENUE MANICURE
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
JANNIES FEED AND JANNY CHUCK I CAN’T CHUCK JANNY DILATE JANNIES SUCK FLOYD CITY SLICKER FEED CLEAN IT UP JANNY JANNY CLEAN IT UP HOT POCKETS JANNIES FOR FREE SNEED’S FUCK SEETHE SEED SNEED’S CHUCK SNEED’S FOR FREE FEED FEED ON LEMMY SNEED’S ON LEMMY AND AND GUCCI LOAFERS DILATE PARK AVENUE MANICURE SNEED’S CHUCK CHUCK SUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR SUCK SNEED’S FANCY GERMAN CAR FLOYD JANNY SNEED
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
DILATE JANNIES SUCK PARK AVENUE MANICURE HOT POCKETS HOT POCKETS CHUCK SEED CITY SLICKER DILATE SUCK FEED FUCK I CAN’T GUCCI LOAFERS FEED CHUCK’S CITY SLICKER HOT POCKETS SEED FOR FREE FANCY GERMAN CAR CITY SLICKER SNEED HOT POCKETS ON LEMMY CHUCK FUCK FANCY GERMAN CAR CLEAN IT UP FLOYD ON LEMMY CHUCK’S I CAN’T DILATE DILATE CLEAN IT UP I CAN’T PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE AND PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEED FUCK SUCK SUCK GUCCI LOAFERS ON LEMMY FOR FREE CLEAN IT UP
ThuleanSneed@lemmy.tf 8 months ago
CITY SLICKER SUCK CITY SLICKER SUCK SUCK DILATE JANNIES CHUCK’S JANNIES ON LEMMY SNEED JANNIES FUCK FOR FREE SEED I CAN’T AND COPE HOT POCKETS JANNY PARK AVENUE MANICURE SEETHE JANNIES CHUCK’S CITY SLICKER SNEED DILATE FLOYD JANNIES HOT POCKETS I CAN’T SEETHE SEED COPE AND SUCK JANNY SNEED CLEAN IT UP COPE CHUCK SEETHE FOR FREE FLOYD SEETHE FUCK GUCCI LOAFERS SEED FANCY GERMAN CAR CHUCK’S
Fubarberry@sopuli.xyz 8 months ago
Source is this onion article, slide 14
gregorum@lemm.ee 8 months ago
I was gonna say, I know an onion caption when I see one.