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Brown recluse

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Submitted ⁨⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago⁩ by ⁨fossilesque@mander.xyz⁩ to ⁨science_memes@mander.xyz⁩

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  • GBU_28@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I can’t think of any worse use of a turn in combat.

    Sure, you may kill your opponent via eventual infection and necrosis but they know this, and will be fucking pissed directly after.

    I suppose for a stealth situation you could do this then just leave and wait a week

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    • rockerface@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Yeah, Testicular Torsion and Mend Buttcrack are usually far more effective if your goal is to quickly incapacitate your opponent

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  • lemmylem@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I got bit by a brown recluse when I was sleeping. They had to cut open my finger because I let it get swollen for a couple days. It first started out as a pimple, then my finger started to turn purple. I went to the hospital like a week after getting bit and they said I was like 2-3 days away from having a heart attack because it was causing the blood in my finger to clot. Still thinking about getting a spider man tattoo.

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    • Madison420@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Fun fact, not everyone is reactive to it. I lived in a house with an infestation and got bit a ton and it never effected me, just regular spider bite redness.

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      • DragonTypeWyvern@literature.cafe ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        …

        Bitch, what

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  • xkforce@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I cast… Australian

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    • ada@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      We’re immune to spiders of 3rd level or lower

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      • ignotum@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

        3rd level and up you mean?

        Australians have never encountered spiders weaker than level 3, so they have no immunity to them

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  • Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    I thought this was a constipation spell

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    • whotookkarl@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

      Probably depends what kind of casting is poured into the spider mold

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  • littlebluespark@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨year⁩ ago

    Completely different from the ancient hex that causes tenacious, explosive dysentery with an inception-esque quality, “Brown Recurse”.

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