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• erie09@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Seeing as the plant kept the flower and ditched the leaf. I conclude that plants also prefer sex over food.

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  • spicytuna62@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    There are insects who enter their adult stage with no mouth. They are here to fuck then starve.

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    • FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Isn’t the Luna moth one

      I think it’s the one that doesn’t have a digestive system tho

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    • Stanley_Pain@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      New kink unlocked

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  • PainInTheAES@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    st’amen

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• angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  The flower would go first.

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  • TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    This was my first thought. abscisic acid.

    Also if a plant has a head, the head is in the soil, not the air.

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    • Master@lemm.ee ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      That’s its dick waving around up there.

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  • tetris11@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    EAT THE PETALS

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    • p1mrx@sh.itjust.works ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Image

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• t_var_s@lemmy.ml ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Not a scientist, but that don’t look too scientific.

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  • kadu@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Biologist here. Can confirm, that’s exactly how it happens. No need to look into plant physiology textbooks.

    I repeat: do not look for plant physiology textbooks. Do. Not. Please. Please while you can. Do not.

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    • NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Wondering if you say this in order to protect others from the pain/horror of learning it, or to protect some deep conspiratory secret. Maybe I’ll just open a textbook and find out…

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  • NattyNatty2x4@beehaw.org ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    I’m an engineer and it’s it’s within the margin of safety

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• x4740N@lemmy.world ⁨8⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Is this one of their earlier comics, the lines are more wobbly

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