Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

• EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Nah, I think this way more.

  `I’m not planning on fighting a pelican" comes off as “well, I’m not planning on it, but it could happen”,

  while I’m not planning on fighting a pelican comes off as “Statement: I do not have plans to fight a pelican.”

  I feel the latter would confuse people more. Lol.

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  • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    during the first women’s march I wore a shirt that said “nobody for president” and everybody loved it including the counterprotesters

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    • Otkaz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Nothing blows my mind more then someone deciding that today theyre going to crawl out of bed and go counter protest people wanting equal rights.

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    • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      Abe Simpson Voice “I’m a nobody!”

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