Comment on how badly could a pelican fuck me up in a fight?

EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

• tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  it should be like “I’m not planning on fighting a pelican”

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Nah, I think this way more.

    `I’m not planning on fighting a pelican" comes off as “well, I’m not planning on it, but it could happen”,

    while I’m not planning on fighting a pelican comes off as “Statement: I do not have plans to fight a pelican.”

    I feel the latter would confuse people more. Lol.

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    • tilefan@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      during the first women’s march I wore a shirt that said “nobody for president” and everybody loved it including the counterprotesters

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      • Otkaz@lemmy.world ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Nothing blows my mind more then someone deciding that today theyre going to crawl out of bed and go counter protest people wanting equal rights.

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      • Delphia@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

        Abe Simpson Voice “I’m a nobody!”

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• fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  I thought the exact same thing when I read the title and first line. Post of the year.

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• dependencyinjection@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You could get that printer on a T-Shirt very cheap online.

  Probably better to pay more though as when I’ve done this with cheap ones they don’t last.

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  • EveryMuffinIsNowEncrypted@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    Good idea, though sadly I cannot afford that at the moment.

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