Comment on Unethical relationship advice

• lowleveldata@programming.dev ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Boss makes a dollar, i make a dime. That’s why i fap, on company time.

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Please break the eye contact while doing that. Please. HR is shaking.

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    • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

      He’s whackin, jackin, and fapping!

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• 3laws@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  After the 2nd shake ya better finish the job, ya’know?

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  • ivanafterall@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    That 3rd shake really is the best.

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Fair enough

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• Snapz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

  Coming home after being out coming all day

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  • KomfortablesKissen@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago

    Like a leaky faucet. Drip… drip… drip…

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