Wild turkeys are violent mofos.
The butterballs? Lol.
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marcos@lemmy.world 2 months ago
The turkey is more than capable of stopping literally a house cat… And the dinos are not enough to stop the species the comics is really about.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 2 months ago
yesman@lemmy.world 2 months ago
City folks think the whole world is a petting zoo. I’ve seen a grown man, built like a bouncer, running in panic trying to escape a tiny banty rooster. This particular rooster was known to have killed two snakes and a hawk and nothing on that farm fucked with this little two pound sack of feathers more than once.
corvi@lemm.ee 2 months ago
I think the main issue in that circumstance is you don’t have a lot of options as a human, at least not without tools. You’d have absolutely no trouble just killing the chicken, but there isn’t much option for a middle ground where both sides leave unscathed.
Clent@lemmy.world 2 months ago
City folk here. No I don’t.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de 2 months ago
lol “city folks” isn’t a thing anymore dude, everyone is city folks nowadays. Living in the suburbs doesn’t make you a worldly farmer.
greedytacothief@lemmy.world 2 months ago
City folks are definitely a thing, and suburban folks ain’t much different. The US is big and has a lot of rural communities. Even the most populated states (California, Texas, New York) all have large areas of agriculture or otherwise sparse population
Hathaway@lemmy.zip 2 months ago
You don’t live in the Midwest…
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee 2 months ago
Yeah … but also
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