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Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Hoimo@ani.social ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Had to look this up, because I’d seen it before but didn’t want to accuse Americans of being crazy without proof:

  www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/hamburger

  1 a: ground beef
  1 b: a patty of ground beef

  The meme says singular “hamburger”, so it makes sense that they meant it in the ground beef sense. Every other dictionary starts with “a patty of ground beef” by the way, so it seems to be an American peculiarity.

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  • Mr_Fish@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If like to see the reaction of every Italian when they realize bolognese and lasagne are made out of hamburger according to Americans

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  • howrar@lemmy.ca ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Well, that explains the name “hamburger helper”. I’ve been wondering what they had in common with hamburgers besides the ground beef.

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  • Smc87@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Americans… answer why. This is not on.

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    • TheTetrapod@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      I don’t know what to tell you guys, hamburgers are made of hamburger, and mince sounds gross.

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• B1naryB0t@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  No it says “buy hamburger” as in hamburger meat. Ground beef.

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• FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Who has time to cook when there is prostitute murdering to be done?

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  • peteypete420@sh.itjust.works ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Learning to cook prostitutes, tell you when I’m done?

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  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If you murder a prostitute make sure you pay them first so you’re not shoplifting too.

    Only commit one crime at a time.

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    • FlyingSquid@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Good advice! Also be sure to get a receipt.

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  • BreadOven@lemmy.world ⁨10⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Make sure to use every part though. Prostitute stock is the best.

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