Comment on This world is cruel…

• ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!

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  • UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.

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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

    The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2

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    • ICastFist@programming.dev ⁨5⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

      But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club

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• Shapillon@lemmy.world ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?

  Who would’ve thunk?

  (I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )

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• 0ops@lemm.ee ⁨6⁩ ⁨days⁩ ago

  You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us

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