Comment on This world is cruel…
Shapillon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
My bf is really hot when he prints stuff for me tho.
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a woman’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
Unironically, women are hot for the handyman. Fixing a woman’s sink has gotten me laid more than once.
ICastFist@programming.dev 10 months ago
You mean those porn videos were real? Unbelievable!
UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You’ll have significantly less luck delivering pizza, sadly.
starman2112@sh.itjust.works 10 months ago
The trick is that you also have to follow rules 1 and 2
ICastFist@programming.dev 10 months ago
But I’m not talking about the fig— eh, that club
Shapillon@lemmy.world 10 months ago
You mean that passing for a dependable and helpful person helps?
Who would’ve thunk?
(I don’t know how to rephrase that first sentence but I’m not trying to insinuate that you’re not either of these things :p )
0ops@lemm.ee 10 months ago
You don’t have to clean out everybody’s pipes, leave some for the rest of us