Comment on This world is cruel…

• Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”

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  • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    “I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”

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  • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

    When you propose it comes with an SLA

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• CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill

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• wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨4⁩ ⁨weeks⁩ ago

  sploosh

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