Comment on This world is cruel…

299792458ms@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• Aurenkin@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  It’s there right at number one, reading. Nobody reads more wikis or man pages than a Linux enjoyer.

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  • 299792458ms@lemmy.zip ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    man touch

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    • spankmonkey@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Human contact?

      Ewww, no.

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      • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Humans? Disgusting.

        Furries? OwO!

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    • scarilog@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      date; wine; cd ~; talk; touch; unzip; touch; strip; gasp; finger; gasp; mount; fsck; nice; more; yes; gasp; man paste; eject; gasp; umount; make clean; sleep

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      • thanks_shakey_snake@lemmy.ca ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        Art 👌

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      • M33@lemmy.sdf.org ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

        cat is watching you the whole time, judging…

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• MeatsOfRage@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  “I’m really looking for a guy who can self host a matrix instance”

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  • Kusimulkku@lemm.ee ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Then when you meet her you can’t the service up. “I swear I’ve never had this happen before”

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    • ChairmanMeow@programming.dev ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      “I have 99,99% uptime I swear!”

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    • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      When you propose it comes with an SLA

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  • CancerMancer@sh.itjust.works ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Imagine when they find out you run your own media server. Bad boys out there downloading videos without licenses about to pop off on dating sites because no one can afford the “Netflix” part of netflix and chill

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  • wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    sploosh

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• jmcs@discuss.tchncs.de ⁨9⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  That usually counts towards having enough money for half of the hobbies listed.

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