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Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging

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SkyezOpen@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

I love transubstantiation. It’s basically mandatory to believe it to be a catholic. A lot don’t understand it though. But if you find one that does, ask them to explain why it’s not cannibalism.

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superkret@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago
Well, you see, Jesus is all god, but also all man. And we literally eat his flesh.
But it isn’t cannibalism because … look it just isn’t, OK?
What a weird fucking question!

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- CetaceanNeeded@lemmy.world ⁨15⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Because shut up, that’s why.
  
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- VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago
  Try this - We’re humans, but Jesus is an aasimar. Depending on what rule set he’s on, he’s probably something like a divine soul sorcerer, too.
  
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