Comment on I have been told ever since I was a little shit that when you die you go to heaven first wait in line for St Peter to judge you at the pearly gates? Is this in the Bible? I thought god did judging

• moistclump@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Going to name my kid [NULL] so he has a fighting chance.

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  • edgemaster72@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    Little Bobby Tables is gonna break the pearly gates

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  • Flax_vert@feddit.uk ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    They use an id system

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• jerkface@lemmy.ca ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Imagine being sent to hell to be a database administrator. MySQL and Access, obviously

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