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• BatmanAoD@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

  But the human portion has normal human proportions (though potentially scaled up a little). Why would being on a giraffe’s body change that?

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  • FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨day⁩ ago

    Because the right is funnier

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  • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    Exactly, the left one warps the human proportions while the left one extends the giraffe neck that connects with the human torso. The right one is more natural.

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    • BatmanAoD@lemmy.world ⁨14⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

      Wat

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• bitwaba@lemmy.world ⁨19⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

  A giraffe is a horse with a long neck.

  A giraffe centaur is a centaur with a long neck.

  QED

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  • fushuan@lemm.ee ⁨17⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    A centaur is a horse with human torso after the neck, so a giraffe centaur is a horse with a long neck and a human torso after the neck. Right is justice.

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  • portuga@lemmy.world ⁨18⁩ ⁨hours⁩ ago

    What if horses are instead giraffes with short necks? Checkmate atheists

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