If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.
Your centipede would be drone striked and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.
FuglyDuck@lemmy.world 1 month ago
If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.
illi@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity
Smokeydope@lemmy.world 1 month ago
Your centipede would be drone striked and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.
NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee 1 month ago
Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.