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FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

• illi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Calm down Satan

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  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

    If I were really satan, I’d reverse the shrink ray and make centipedes large enough to ride. I bet they’d add it to the geneva conventions as a war crime.

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    • illi@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Just the fact you thought of this confirms your identity

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    • Smokeydope@lemmy.world ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Your centipede would be drone striked and the jumbo-wumbo gun research would be used to fuel a new division of the military industrial complex before NATO ever got a chance to add it to the no-no list.

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    • NakariLexfortaine@lemm.ee ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

      Any large enough insect is relatively easy to kill, you just need a Buick.

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• Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  I LOVE centipedes and all million of their legs

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• RandomVideos@programming.dev ⁨2⁩ ⁨months⁩ ago

  Are centipedes that scary

  For me, a centipede would be less scary

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