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Looking at the bright side:

-no more vaccines (never liked needles anyway) -no more fluoride in the water (who likes nice teeth anyway, plus you can get fakes installed) -never need to vote for president again (think about how much time that’ll save) -no jan 6th revolt in 2025 (maybe they will just for fun though, who knows) -perhaps Trump can fill the remaining seats of the supreme court and get a properly conservative suite of justices -Elon Musk will be our super-cool tech daddy

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SkunkWorkz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
No more environment (hate the outside anyway)

No more Ukraine (the weather in Kyiv sucks and I have a gluten allergy who needs grain anyway)

More refugees into Europe (yeah Europe is totally prepared for that)
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- sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  Yeah fascists in Europe turned out great the last time
  
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  - HK65@sopuli.xyz ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Hey, maybe we in Europe will get to be the ones making a deal with the devil (Stalin then, Xi now) to get a red flag flying in the fascist capitol.
    
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    sfxrlz@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    Better start working for some social points. I love surveillance cameras everywhere.
    
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- uniquethrowagay@feddit.org ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
  No more environment
  
  That won’t be a problem. America will simply be towed outside the environment.
  
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  - UpperBroccoli@lemmy.blahaj.zone ⁨1⁩ ⁨week⁩ ago
    If only the front would fall off…
    
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