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I know it’s not the answer to your question, but you should really consider getting a bidet installed to not piss off your hemorrhoids.

Speaking from someone who also has them and who got a bidet during covid. Life changing for my cinnamon ring.

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HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
cold, cheap bidets in the guest baths, expensive warm bidets in the master bath.

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- angrystego@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  There are also cheap specialized squishy water bottles with little shower-like hooked ending that can be used as a bidet if you don’t want to bother with insalling a real one.
  
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  - HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    it takes 15 minutes, $20 for all the parts, a t splitter, a wrench and teflon tape to install a bum hose if you’re that hard up
    
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    RisingSwell@lemmy.dbzer0.com ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    Presuming any kind of skill. Some of us are the kind of idiot that makes cotton wool dangerous.
    
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- phx@lemmy.ca ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
  I actually just use the cold even in my own bathroom. A bit of frosty water cools the O-Ring after a meal with a biiiiit too much hot sauce, or when that slight lactose-intolerance flares up.
  
  But the heated seat on a good quality bidet… that’s amazing
  
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  - HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world ⁨1⁩ ⁨month⁩ ago
    I’ve had too many cold nights in winter where you wake up in the middle of the night, pinch a quick loaf, and then scurry off to bed. Now, with warm water, it’s nice and cozy and next minute you’re like a fuzzy numble all snuggled up in a big cozy cinnamon bun back in bed still asleep. Cold water, well, there’s these nights it’s winter and the dead of night and suddenly your pucker screams ¡Ooo! ¿what temperature is that? well it’s gonna take an hour to get back to sleep now.
    
    I do not miss those winters
    
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